Color, 1982, 87 mins. 37 secs.
Directed by Lou Adler
Starring Diane Lane, Laura Dern, Main Kanter, Christine Lahti, Janet Wright, Ray Winstone, Barry Ford
Fun City Editions (UHD & Blu-ray) (US R0/RA 4K/HD), Shout! Factory (Blu-ray) (US RA HD), Imprint (Blu-ray) (Australia R0 HD), Rhino (DVD) (US R1 NTSC) / WS (1.85:1) (16:9)


A prime example of a movie Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains made before its time, the all-female rock band cult classic Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains was initially shot in Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains 1980 just as the music video format was taking hold on American cable TV and would eventually explode into the pop culture phenomenon that was MTV in the summer of the following year. The film remained stuck in limbo and reportedly had issues over its ending and disagreements between its director, music producer Lou Adler (who was largely responsible for making The Rocky Horror Picture Show a midnight sensation and had directed Up in Smoke) and screenwriter Nancy Dowd (Slap Shot, Coming Home), whose name was eventually taken off and credited to "Rob Morton" (the first of four times this happened including the far more troubled Swing Shift). By the time the film was eventually completed but not given a real theatrical release in 1982, it seemed dead in the water-- but as it turned out, the movie itself was actually great, with an enthusiastic audience awaiting when it went into frequent TV rotation on Night Flight. Occasional theatrical appearances starting around 1985 cemented its reputation, and demand for the film's release on home video was ignored completely until it finally emerged on DVD in 2008 from Rhino in a special edition. Since then it's been enshrined as a major pop culture cinematic work from the early '80s along with other previously dismissed titles like Times Square and Breaking Glass and a pioneering portrayal of feminist punk.

Working in a restaurant, Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains teenager Corinne (Lane) is frustrated with life following the death of her mother and the general malaise afflicting the culture Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains at large. After becoming a local sensation when she goes on an angry tirade on TV, she seizes the opportunity to book her fledgling garage band, The Stains, at a local venue with her fellow members, sister Tracy (Kanter) and cousin Jessica (Dern). Despite having no performance experience, their lucky timing has them supporting a band called The Looters fronted by Billy (Winstone) even after their own headliner, The Metal Corpses, falls apart. Despite resistance from their promoter, Lawnboy (Ford), the Stains become wildly popular among female concertgoers-- especially when Corinne and then her fellow members adopt what they call a skunk look. However, the music business proves to be a very tough road with everyone having to deal with the possible cost of success.

At the time the film was made, the most recognizable faces were some of the music figures Adler recruited to play various band members including The Sex Pistols' Steve Jones and Paul Cook, The Tubes' Fee Waybill and Vince Welnick, and The Clash's Paul Simonon. Lane had just earned acclaim for her debut the previous year with A Little Romance, and by the time the film was released it weirdly coincided with her turn opposite Kenny Rogers in Six Pack with Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains her starring roles in The Outsiders Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains and Rumble Fish just around the corner. Winstone had appeared in Quadrophenia but wasn't yet a major name, while Christine Lahti who plays the disapproving Aunt Linda (another one destined for Swing Shift) was a new face primarily known for ...And Justice for All. Toss in some very quick bits for a young Brent Spiner (in the opening moments), Debbie Rochon, and E.G. Daily, and you have an amazing snapshot of acting and music talent at a major cultural crossroads. It seems oddly appropriate that the film started shooting in late '80s as a jaded, ultimately downbeat snapshot of the music business but ended up with a celebratory (albeit superficial and presumably compromised) music video finale instead, a harbinger of many '80s movies to come.

As mentioned above, the first legit home video release of the film on DVD was a solid one for the time in '08 featuring a nice transfer and two audio commentaries, one by Adler solo (somewhat sparse but very honest about where found faults in his approach) and the second with Lane and Dern, both of whom pack the running time with warm and often funny anecdotes about their experience. A third track was recorded with longtime fan Marc Edward Heuck but not included for some reason, but he later posted it on his website. In 2022, Australian label Imprint bowed the film on Blu-ray (with DTS-HD MA 5.1 and 2.0 English audio options and SDH subtitles) featuring both of the released archival commentaries, a new commentary by Lee Gambin and musician-journalist Allison Wolfe, an "I Don't Put Out: Punk, Anger, X Feminism" visual essay by Kat Ellinger, an audio interview with Kanter, a "Lizard Music: The Late Night Culture of the Fabulous Stains" visual essay by author Sara Marcus, a "Keep On Rocking!" interview with Rochon, and a photo Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains gallery.

In 2026, Fun City Editions gave the film its global 4K UHD premiere as a two-disc set with a Blu-ray including a direct sale limited slipcase edition featuring a 64-page book with essays by Margaret Barton-Fumo and Night Flight co-founder Stuart Shapiro, an archival article Ladies and Gentlemen... The Fabulous Stains from Grand Royal Magazine and a replica of the original, studio-issued “handbook of production information," plus a sticker sheet and a double-sided fold-out poster. The new scan from the original camera negative looks immaculate with those candy-colored reds in particular really benefiting, and the detail is impressive in the many landscape shots of the destitute environment for much of the running time. The DTS-HD MA 5.1 and 2.0 English audio options both sound solid especially in the music numbers, with English SDH subtitles provided. The Adler and Lane-Dern audio commentaries are ported over here, but you also get a new solo commentary by Heuck largely following the script from his prior track but rerecorded here and considerably revised and updated. Given that he's likely the world's number one expert on the film, prepare to be schooled in pretty much every detail about the film you could possibly imagine including inspirations on the script, the location ties to Slap Shot, the backgrounds of every significant actor, the lengthy process from completion (initially under the title All Washed Up) to release, the film's legacy, and tons more. A second new track features Heuck and Jake Fogelnest delivering a much looser but entertaining appraisal of the film, more about Dowd and contributor Caroline Coon, additional notes on the various music names in the film, their own involvement in stumping for the film for decades, the elusive nature of the soundtrack release, and much more.

The 2004 "The Fabulous Stains: Behind the Movie" (10m58s) by the late Sarah Jacobson and Sam Green (previously seen on AGFA's Jacobson Blu-ray) is a bite-sized chronicle of the film with terrific interview footage with Lane, Dowd, Adler, Kanter, Dern, Jones, Waybill, Lahti, Rochon, Fogelnest, Coon, and more, creating an invaluable first-hand chronicle of the production, warts and all. "I Was Command Central, Man" (17m11s) is an archival audio interview with Shapiro by Heuck about his early experiences with the film Tunnel Vision and his programming choices for the show that ended up helping this film find its audience. Also include are an alternate 4m24s title sequence (under the reissue title The Professional) with optional commentary by Fun City's Jonathan Hertzberg and Heuck, eight silent deleted scenes with optional Hertzberg and Heuck commentary ("Bathroom," "TV News Broadcast #1," "Motel Room #1," "Bamboo Room and Hotel Room #2," "Parking Lot," "TV News Broadcast #2," "Stu Interviews Corinne," "Billy Looks for Corinne") explaining the differences from the final version and what's going on in some moments, a very extensive 14m11s gallery of promotional material and photos, and a fascinating 16m8s reel of dailies from the "Professionals" music video shoot way after the initial production had wrapped.

Reviewed on January 25, 2026